Every once in a while I get bored and try to find something funny in Linux. I found few Linux Easter eggs, you might find them funny or just to pass sometime while you’re thinking of something else … So here goes …
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Free the Fish
On GNOME, press Alt-F2 to launch the “run application” window and type “free the fish” to free a cute little fish, that will start swimming across your screen. Restart and the fish will go away..
On Ubuntu and Debian, the
apt-get package manager has had an embedded easter egg for a long time now.
If you type the help command for apt-get, you will get a hint:
. . . . . . -c=? Read this configuration file -o=? Set an arbitrary configuration option, eg -o dir::cache=/tmp See the apt-get(8), sources.list(5) and apt.conf(5) manual pages for more information and options. This APT has Super Cow Powers.
The last line tells us that the easter egg is active in this version of apt. Type:
(__) (oo) /------\/ / | || * /\---/\ ~~ ~~ ...."Have you mooed today?"...
With apt-get’s affinity for cows, users may be curious as to whether
aptitude, another apt tool, also implements a fun easter egg.
We can check the help like before:
. . . . . . -u Download new package lists on startup. (terminal interface only) -i Perform an install run on startup. (terminal interface only) This aptitude does not have Super Cow Powers.
Well that is disappointing. Let’s try it anyways though:
There are no Easter Eggs in this program.
A fairly straight forward answer. But persistence is important. Let’s add some verbosity:
aptitude -v moo
There really are no Easter Eggs in this program.
aptitude -vv moo
Didn't I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program?
If you keep adding more “verbosity”, you will eventually get this:
aptitude -vvvvv moo
All right, you win. /----\ -------/ \ / \ / | -----------------/ --------\ ----------------------------------------------
It doesn’t look like too much. Let’s add another “v”:
aptitude -vvvvvv moo
What is it? It's an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.
This is a reference to the book The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.
Vim and Douglas Adams
Those of you familiar with Douglas Adams, writer of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, will appreciate a relevant help option included in the vim text editor.
If you haven’t already, install vim. In Ubuntu/Debian, you can type:
sudo apt-get install vim
In CentOS/Fedora, you can type:
sudo yum install vim
Open the editor from the command line:
Type the following to access a special vim help menu:
What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything? *42* Douglas Adams, the only person who knew what this question really was about is now dead, unfortunately. So now you might wonder what the meaning of death is...
Type the following, twice, to exit vim:
Script Kiddie Output for Nmap
Nmap is a commonly used network exploration tool that can be used to perform security audits on your system.
Install it on Kali/Ubuntu/Debian with the following command:
sudo apt-get install nmap
On CentOS/Fedora, install it by entering:
sudo yum install nmap
Nmap provides you with the unusual option of being able to output its data in “script kiddie” format.
Let’s see what the normal output looks like first, by running the command against the Nmap website itself:
Starting Nmap 5.21 ( http://nmap.org ) at 2013-09-18 17:43 UTC Nmap scan report for scanme.nmap.org (22.214.171.124) Host is up (0.072s latency). Not shown: 998 closed ports PORT STATE SERVICE 22/tcp open ssh 80/tcp open http Nmap done: 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 1.40 seconds
Now, let’s enable the alternate output with these options:
nmap -oS - scanme.nmap.org
$tart|ng NMap 5.21 ( http://Nmap.org ) at 2013-09-18 17:45 UTC Nmap $cAn r3p0rt F0r scanM3.nmaP.oRg (126.96.36.199) Ho$t 1z Up (0.071z laT3ncy). Not sh0wN: 998 cl0$Ed p0rt$ POrT ST4TE $ERV!C3 22/tcp opEn Ssh 80/tcP 0p3n HtTp Nmap d0n3: 1 iP AddrESz (1 h0$t Up) $canNed !n 1.34 secondz
Basically, it replaces certain letters with similar looking characters to emulate “pentester” language.
If you know more Linux Easter eggs that works in Debian or Kali Linux, let me know via comment.
Thanks for reading. Please share with your bored friends.